WAAHOOO

My new desktop

sharp aqous 40inchs lcd screen

for shortcut to the photos please click http://masing.multiply.com/photos/album/44

PICK UP LINES

WHAT PICK UP LINES?

• (leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
• Are we related? Do you want to be?
• Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
• Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P.
• You saw me pee. (laugh profusely)
• Do you know how to use a whip?
• Drop 'em!
• Excuse me, do you live around here often?
• Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
• Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
• Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?
• Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
• Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."
• I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'...
• I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate. I'm drunk.
• I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
• I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
• If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
• Like the look of your crotch.
• Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?
• Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair.
• Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
• Say, did we go to different schools together?
• That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh.
• What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this??
• Why you've got the whitest teeth I'd ever want to cum across!
• Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
• Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
• Would you like to see me naked ??
• Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
• You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
• You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.
• You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
• You know what I like about you? My arms.
• You know, I'd really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.
• You know, my mother says you have the smoothest complexion of anyone she knows.
• You look just like my mother.
• You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
• You remind me of a girl I used to date.
• You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
• You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
• Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
• Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?
• I'd walk a million miles over broken glass just to meet the guy that fucked you last.
• If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
• Excuse me , she says "Uh huh", do you have any Grey Poupon? no? well we can still get the sandwich action going on baby....
• hey baby, can i feel your Ginsana? (No.) Wanna feel mine?
• Do you like clocks? (Yes.) Put two hands and a face on this. (Point down)
• Do you like chocolate? (Yes.) You can have my bar.
• Beer is the root of all evil. Give me a beer. I'm a WICKED root!
• Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some?
• I'm an iceberg on a summer's day in South Carolina.
• Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!!!
• Pardon me, do you mind if I push in your stool?
• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would flip the M and W (double you).
• If belly buttons were a status symbol, then baby you would be God.
• Have you ever seen a tree branch? [Girl] Yes. [Guy] How about a root?
• I have four words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
• I am not a queen but I'll give you something royal.
• Is your name Brandy? Because your the best liqueur I have ever had.
• Does an elephant taking a shit make you want to fuck everything around you?
• Do you want a worm-do? (Whats a worm do?) It does this..(Move your finger like a worm~~~~~~)
• I'd call this puppy love but I'm not into all those new positions.
• Wow, your eyebrows are thick.
• I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
• I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
• Are you an Emerson? Because those are some nice tits!
• You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I can't stop ya.
• Your hair is so soft. Do you use Paul Mitchell products?
• You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
• I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
• (if your name is Dan) Did you know my name backwards is "Nad"?
• Hey baby, I think you made my two by four into a four by eight.
• I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
• Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises!
• Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
• Buy me a beer, will ya hon?
• You look like my mommy. I like my mommy.
• What the hell are you looking at? (go up to a table and whip it out)

[TO BE CONTINUED LATER]

NICE

DESIGNS IN PPORGRESS

CHAT LOGS 8-5-06

May 7	5:10 AM
SPACEMAN	has entered the room
May 7	5:10 AM
SPACEMAN	turned on guest access
dumsdei	has entered the room
dumsdei	ah!
dumsdei	yehey!
dumsdei	naa na syay chatroom!
dumsdei	hehehe
SPACEMAN	OKS MA LINK NA NI NKO
dumsdei	yup!
SPACEMAN	KADTONG LINK AKO GI POST?
dumsdei	yup... kadtong 6e6e4
SPACEMAN	OKS OKS
dumsdei	cge... logout nko sa akng chatroom ha.
SPACEMAN	OKS
May 7	5:15 AM
dumsdei	masing.... sleep nko.ü
dumsdei	wla ko katulog sa barko! hehehe
May 7	5:50 AM
SPACEMAN	bye dumz
May 7	6:20 AM
SPACEMAN
May 7	6:25 AM
Taz	has entered the room
SPACEMAN	hey hu u?
Taz	Hey
May 7	6:30 AM
SPACEMAN	eheehe ok
Taz	Whats bobo About
SPACEMAN	nothing its personal site i jst name it dat way
May 7	6:35 AM
dumsdei	has left the room (Idle timeout)
May 7	6:55 AM
SPACEMAN
Fatal	has entered the room
Fatal	Hey dudes
SPACEMAN	http://browsershots.org/website/1020574/ go there dude its still good
Fatal	Okay dude
May 7	7:00 AM
SPACEMAN	http://browsershots.org/website/1020572/ that one too
Fatal	View paste Dude - on that site browsershots.org/website/1020574/ it has this: Browser MSIE 7.0 Beta - javaScript 1.3
SPACEMAN	wat?
Fatal	Browser MSIE 7.0 Beta
Fatal	JavaScript 1.3
SPACEMAN	yup
Fatal	lol that's dead wrong dude
SPACEMAN	beta2
SPACEMAN	which one?
Fatal	IE 5.5 added support for ECMA262 Script specification
SPACEMAN	ahh
Fatal	Which is known in the industry and referred to as
Fatal	ECMA262 version 3
SPACEMAN	but did the images appear in the link i gave u?
Fatal	Or Javascript 1.5
Fatal	And ECMA262 is just a specification for Javascript
SPACEMAN	i dont see that option there yet
Fatal	And Microsoft's version is JScript
Fatal	And it's lastest version is JScript 5.6 and it supports
SPACEMAN	oh
SPACEMAN	il email the owner of browsershots abt that
Fatal	all ECMA262 syntax and will execute on any compliant ECMA262 Javascript interpreter
May 7	7:05 AM
SPACEMAN	tnx 4 the info
Fatal	No worries dude
Fatal	As you can see from that site I gave you before
Fatal	I know what I'm talking about
Fatal	Everything that you saw and was able to do
Fatal	Was all achieved via JS
SPACEMAN	yeah
SPACEMAN	did u make that one?
Fatal	Yeah dude
Fatal	Of course I did
SPACEMAN	cool very heavy scripting
Fatal	:) Did you check it out
Fatal	lol
SPACEMAN	yup that time
Fatal	lol :P
SPACEMAN	heheehhe
Fatal	What's the name of the JS class that makes it happen
SPACEMAN	dunno
SPACEMAN	im not good with that lol
Fatal	No worries
Fatal	It's all good lol
SPACEMAN	im just into images & flash ehheehe
May 7	7:10 AM
Fatal	Cool
Fatal	I liked your flash stuff
SPACEMAN	but i know a little u know the basic types
Fatal	That's cool - that's all you really need - I've been programming for a while so it comes naturally for me
SPACEMAN	yeah those are simple ones
Fatal	Yeah that's cool
SPACEMAN	ouch i cant stand all letters & numbers
Fatal	Thanks for testing it out on IE7 for me
SPACEMAN	short attention span
SPACEMAN	yeah its cool
Fatal	I appreciate that - I'm really happy that it works in IE7 without errors
SPACEMAN	me too thank god
SPACEMAN	hey watcha doin now?
Fatal	That means that cyclic-references work and it handled correctly by the garbage collector
SPACEMAN	cyclic means?
Fatal	Fuck all - just waiting - going to get on a pill today
SPACEMAN	i got an error in my pc before it says cyclic-redundancy
Fatal	A reference that references something else that contains a original reference - meaning if not handled correctly - memory leaks can occur and ur PCc crashes
May 7	7:15 AM
Fatal	You mean a CRC check error?
May 7	7:15 AM
SPACEMAN	i dunno it did crush tho
SPACEMAN	lost all my files
Fatal	A cyclic redundancy check is a method where data is passed through an Algorithm and a unique value is generated
Fatal	So when that data is reentered or read it - that data is passed thought the same algorithm and the same unique value should be generated
Fatal	if not
SPACEMAN	nah by the moment i looj it up i fuck the pc already
Fatal	The data is corrupted or missing
SPACEMAN	yeah
Fatal	lol
Fatal	ah yeah - shit happens hey
SPACEMAN	heheeheh
Fatal	lol I wouldn't waste my time there
Fatal	lol what did I tell ya
Fatal	Go and abuse the fuckwit
May 7	7:20 AM
SPACEMAN	HEHEHE YEAH
Fatal	Yeah well - I'll read what you write
Fatal	lol
SPACEMAN	heehheh! damn boring today i jst downloading free templates
SPACEMAN	eeerrr
Fatal	lol cool
SPACEMAN	dude come to the chatroom earlier - a lot of fuckwits are there - that doenst know shit it will be fun if u ask them
SPACEMAN	View paste that doenst know shit it will be fun if u ask them
May 7	7:25 AM
Fatal	lol that's true
May 7	7:30 AM
Fatal	You there dude
Fatal	I'm gonna go
SPACEMAN	yeah
Fatal	Yeah cool
Fatal	You take it easy
SPACEMAN	ok hey buzz me wen ur back
Fatal	Later
SPACEMAN	u too dude
Fatal	No worries
SPACEMAN	thanks
SPACEMAN	:)
Fatal	Thanks
Fatal	bye
SPACEMAN	bye cya
May 7	8:05 AM
Taz	has left the room (Idle timeout)
May 7	8:50 AM
Fatal	has left the room (Idle timeout)
May 7	9:30 AM
SPACEMAN	has entered the room
May 7	9:35 AM
SPACEMAN	hello
May 7	9:40 AM
SPACEMAN	has left the room
May 7	9:45 AM
SPACEMAN	has entered the room
May 7	10:10 AM
tato	has entered the room
ghjkkk	has entered the room
SPACEMAN	hey hu u guys?
tato
SPACEMAN	hehehe ok cool!
tato	i love sex girl
May 7	10:15 AM
SPACEMAN	dude not here! all guys here!
tato	has left the room
tato	has entered the room
SPACEMAN	haahaha
tato	hi
tato	essam tato.jpg (DELETED)
tato	ssss
tato	ss
tato	s
SPACEMAN	dude make ur own this is a test run chat for my site
May 7	11:30 AM
ghjkkk	has left the room (Idle timeout)
May 7	11:35 AM
tato	has left the room (Idle timeout)
May 7	12:05 PM
SPACEMAN	has left the room (Idle timeout)
May 7	12:55 PM
SPACEMAN	hoy
May 7	4:20 PM
webspeak.com	has entered the room
webspeak.com	Hi there anyone here?
SPACEMAN	hey shoodo
SPACEMAN	dude is dat u?
webspeak.com	Bye for now.
SPACEMAN	heheehhe
webspeak.com	Yeah I have not been on the net for awhile.
webspeak.com	Who is your isp?
webspeak.com	I went temporarily with peoplepc.com
SPACEMAN	yeah i thot u went on a vacation or somthin
webspeak.com	My old internet provider is no longer in business.
SPACEMAN	its still the same
SPACEMAN	View paste y?
webspeak.com	Who is your internet provider.
SPACEMAN	still globelines
webspeak.com	I am with peoplepc.com now.
webspeak.com	Hopefully they will stay in business.
May 7	4:25 PM
SPACEMAN	ok wait a sec
SPACEMAN	http://www.peoplepc.com
webspeak.com	Yeah that is the one.
webspeak.com	It comes with virus protection.
SPACEMAN	wats in here?
SPACEMAN	all business stuff?
webspeak.com	No it is a dial up service.
SPACEMAN	oh
webspeak.com	Do you have high speed internet service or what?
May 7	4:30 PM
SPACEMAN	hmmm only 2.0 mbps
dumsdei	has entered the room
dumsdei	hello?
SPACEMAN	shood wait a sec
SPACEMAN	dums wait
dumsdei	k
webspeak.com	OKay
akash	has entered the room
akash	hi room
dumsdei	hello
dumsdei	what's up
akash	nothing
SPACEMAN	hey ran teach him how to post link in dw
webspeak.com	Bye
dumsdei	what dw?
SPACEMAN	shoodo bye dude
May 7	4:35 PM
dumsdei	dreamweaver?
SPACEMAN	dreamweaver
SPACEMAN	yup
akash	i wnat to insert pages in flash buttuns pecially in dreamweaverv 8
akash	yes
akash	help me@if u can
dumsdei	ok... wait, ill open up my dreamweaver.
akash	ok
akash	hey plz give me ur yaho id
akash	so i can catch u later coz m going thi s tim e
akash	has left the room
SPACEMAN	dumsdei@yahoo.com
dumsdei	ah... ok. dumzdei
SPACEMAN	hahah
SPACEMAN	atay samok kaayo
dumsdei	abnormal...
dumsdei	hehe
dumsdei	hehe...
SPACEMAN	cge buzz ang oplok
dumsdei	ah.
SPACEMAN	\ni lakaw na noon c webspeak
dumsdei	wla lagi nimo ni gi butang iframe?
SPACEMAN	kapoy pa
dumsdei	pra drawbobo.com/helpchat
dumsdei	hehehe
dumsdei	aw.. hehe
SPACEMAN	asa man page nko e attach
SPACEMAN	link nlang oy
dumsdei	ang kani na page.
SPACEMAN	nindot unta paid account noh pero monthly man mka matay
dumsdei	mo jd! grabe ka mahal ang paid account... pero okay naman ni kay naa ka 5 rooms * 5 people...
dumsdei	so mga 25 ka tao imo ma serve
dumsdei	hehe
May 7	4:40 PM
SPACEMAN	mao
SPACEMAN	pero gabi naa gyud cge samok cge pangita sex
SPACEMAN	heheheh
dumsdei	haha!
dumsdei	birahi dayn! chix man kaha?
SPACEMAN	basaha gud ni dums http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/resume
SPACEMAN	laki oy
SPACEMAN	atay
dumsdei	lingaw lagi to... hehehe
SPACEMAN	o ehhehehe
May 7	4:45 PM
SPACEMAN	naa daghan diha lingaw
dumsdei	hehe
May 7	5:00 PM
debontha1	has entered the room
captus	has entered the room
May 7	5:05 PM
dumsdei	hello!
SPACEMAN	yeeezzeerr?
SPACEMAN	hey hu guys?
May 7	5:20 PM
debontha1	hey what's up room
SPACEMAN	hmmm... nothin just browsin around
SPACEMAN	wer did u get the link to go here?
debontha1	ok
debontha1	spaceman u built this site?
SPACEMAN	nope its free! wer just tryin this on
debontha1	ok
SPACEMAN	u mean the chatroom ryt?
SPACEMAN	or the website?
debontha1	i love to be a member
SPACEMAN	sure go ahead
debontha1	both to the chat room and also love ur web design
SPACEMAN	eheheheheh! yeah my useless site
debontha1	i wanna learn abt web design and building
debontha1	who says
SPACEMAN	hehee
May 7	5:25 PM
SPACEMAN	hmmmm... do u use photoshop already ryt?
SPACEMAN	u have a site?
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SPACEMAN	eerrr ads
debontha1	not yet
SPACEMAN	hmmm ouch dats hard!
debontha1	is captus still in the room
debontha1	or are u captus
SPACEMAN	nope i dont this so
SPACEMAN	dont know the guy
debontha1	how abt dumsdei
SPACEMAN	only dumsdei his my cousin
debontha1	where are u from?
debontha1	asl
debontha1	pls
SPACEMAN	philippines 26m
SPACEMAN	half poodle half german
May 7	5:30 PM
debontha1	ok jamaican 26 m
debontha1	all black
debontha1	u're not doing bad
debontha1	keep it up
SPACEMAN	oh cool
dumsdei	debontha? you're jamaican?
dumsdei	that's cool man!
debontha1	i intend to build my website and also to create a chat room like u have done
dumsdei	you live in jamaica right?
debontha1	ya man
SPACEMAN	i know somebody from there
debontha1	partly
dumsdei	ey! ive always wanted to go there!
debontha1	cos i always travel
SPACEMAN	u know futurama -- bender's friend his from jamaica man
dumsdei	beautiful beaches!
debontha1	ok
debontha1	it's fun filled
debontha1	ya
SPACEMAN	eheheeheh
debontha1	it's a country it's maybe slightly difficult to know everybody
debontha1	do u leave in philippines or germany?
SPACEMAN	i live in philippines
SPACEMAN	in the hell hole ehhee
SPACEMAN	(joking)
debontha1	cos ur web page had some german inscription
May 7	5:35 PM
debontha1	no not what u think the country is
SPACEMAN	ahhh dats for my other bros
debontha1	u don't talk so low abt ur country
debontha1	ok
SPACEMAN	hehehehe
debontha1	u mean dumsdei?
debontha1	i wanna learn that german language with a passion that's y i asked
debontha1	if u are partly german u should know the language
SPACEMAN	ok hi hello is> hallo! guten tag!
debontha1	do u have an uploaded pix?
SPACEMAN	upload pix?
debontha1	spaceman would u teach me ur half language?
debontha1	am really intrested i'll sure learn
SPACEMAN	we have so many languages wat do u want to learn first?
SPACEMAN	heeheeh
SPACEMAN	japanese is nice
May 7	5:40 PM
SPACEMAN	dums talk japs
May 7	5:40 PM
debontha1	do u speak japanese?
SPACEMAN	hai! watashiwa nehonjin desu'
SPACEMAN	heeheh
SPACEMAN	dums knows
debontha1	i don't u/stand the meaning
SPACEMAN	it means yes
debontha1	but u know german
SPACEMAN	yup
debontha1	hai means yes in jap?
SPACEMAN	yup
debontha1	talk to me men
SPACEMAN	abt wat
debontha1	or don't u wanna teach me anymore?
debontha1	what's ur real name?
SPACEMAN	ask
May 7	5:45 PM
SPACEMAN	ehehhe they call me spaceman
debontha1	just german language of any sort
SPACEMAN	hey do u blog?
SPACEMAN	hmmm...
debontha1	i know they do but it's sure not ur real name
debontha1	do u come from the space?
SPACEMAN	heehhe
debontha1	of course not
debontha1	my name is mega
SPACEMAN	shhh... its classified! nothing personal
debontha1	ok
SPACEMAN	oh i know somebody name mega
debontha1	heeeheeeee
SPACEMAN	real name sharon
SPACEMAN	hehehhe
debontha1	i laugh as u do too
dumsdei	debontha : what's the native language in jamaica?
SPACEMAN	french toast
SPACEMAN	brb
May 7	5:50 PM
debontha1